The lore
A true story about doing nothing.
01 — Before
It started on another chain, holding a bag like everyone else. Ordinary. Unbothered.
02 — The dump
The crowd panicked. Charts bled red. Wallets emptied in a rush for the exit. $LAZY looked at the sell button…
03 — The move
…and made none. Selling is effort. Now it's reincarnated on Robinhood Chain to keep doing exactly that: nothing.
How lazy, exactly
A list of efforts we did not make.
- ✓Liquidity feeds itselfHalf of every tax goes straight back into the pool. It gets deeper on its own — and none of that half goes to a person.
- ✓2% buy / 2% sellHalf funds the project, half feeds liquidity. No team salaries — there is no team.
- ✓No team allocationNobody got free tokens. I bought a small bag at launch at the same price as everyone else — disclosed, not hidden.
- ✓No roadmap. No promises.No milestones, no meetings, no "phase 3." The roadmap is a nap.
The chart
Price action.
$LAZY / price actionflat & comfy
Fine — here's the real one. We're told people like to look at these before doing nothing.
Or open it on DexScreener.How to buy
Three steps. That's the max effort allowed.
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Bridge to the chain
Move some ETH onto Robinhood Chain. Use only official bridge routes — verify every link.
Contract
0x707cd2cc50c9637d151722427dc0aaa4191b7777